SO OUR BUDDY MATT talks us into taking the infamous Bang Bus out again to get him some leg. Matt, as you may already know, has a MAJOR fetish for STRAIGHT GUYS. Now we understand as well as anyone how nice it is to get a piece of forbidden fruit, but this guy has some serious fucking issues with this fetish of his...he has balls of steel and he is not afraid to go up a big fucking straight guy and try to seduce him. So this day we decided to drive by the local university because Matt had an appetite for a college boy...and after a bit of driving around we spotted one. And this guy, as you can see, is not your average bit of jerky...this guy is clean cut, and looks like he belongs on an underwear ad. Our bait and switch girls got all excited because he was so good looking...we had to slap the minions back and remind them that this is for Matt and they are just here to trick him into the bus. When we approached this guy I was expecting him to be hostile...but he was so fucking polite...and our bait and switch girls had very little trouble getting him to take our offer to drive him to class. The rest of the story is so fucking outrageous, so undeniably an occurance that caused the world to shift a degree or so off it's axis that you just have to see it for yourself to believe it. So sit back, and watch as we unfold a bit of debauchery unseen before by human eyes.
